I've been working my steel off at the Starbucks with my hot latte girls, but they began to make fun of my pink, feather sombrero. So I though to myself "how am I ever going to get in their pants if they think I look stupid". Luckily, I have been making some sweet sweet cheddar at the ol' sbucks so I decided to give myself a makeover to maybe fit in more (and hook up with some of the awesome Western whores). A new hat was definitely the first on the list.
I chose the wicked blue meshy cowboy hat. No one can make fun of me for that one.
Next, I was told that most humans wear some kind of outer clothing on their skin in order to appear "cool" or "hip" to other humans. Maybe this will work for robots too?
I really liked the rainbow coloured top, but the sales woman informed me that it was meant for girls. Honestly, how was I suppose to know? Until next time!
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