Its been a while, but I am back and ready to go. After my debaucherous evening on Richmond Row I have had sometime to think about where I really want to be in life. After some deep meditation on the issues, I realized that where I want to be is in bed with a beautiful woman. But how?! Alas, my sexy starladies were ready with some more advice. They suggested that I go somewhere to meet girls that doesn't involve alchohol and may allow for more conversation. Apparently you should really get to know a woman before sleeping with her (I have my doubts, but I have nothing to loose that this point). Giving it some thought, I decided I would sign up for a science degree at the university. They were pretty eagar to have a robot in the program (more funding for minority students). Off to school I went!
I worked in the labs for a bit, but the profs really disapproved of my experiemental method of tasting all the chemicals before I used them. On that note, I found that acetylene is the yummiest. My professors suggested that I spent some more time writing up my research so I went to work on my thesis "The effects of acetylene when injested by robots".
But as you can see, this is not really getting me anywhere with the ladies. Although I now think my addiction to alcohol has been replaced of actelyene.....hmmmm....actelyene.
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